honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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