i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
The beer is more important than you right now.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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