i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
Just pee around me
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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