Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
Less talking, more tequila
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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