Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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