you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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