is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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