so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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