3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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