WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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