I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
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