am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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