Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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