Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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