I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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