8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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