Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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