Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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