Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
