I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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