my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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