Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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