Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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