i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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