If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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