uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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