We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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