So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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