Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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