She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
this boner is exhausting
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
