Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
