Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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