Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
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