i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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