he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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