i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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