The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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