So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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