You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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