I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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