38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Drunk is a universal language darling
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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