haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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