Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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