The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Alive.
So much puke
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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