I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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