the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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