Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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