She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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