I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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