I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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