so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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