are you still at the devil's house?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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