If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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