Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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