I swear she didn't look like that last week.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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