So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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